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Original Song: "Oh, Santa!"
Written by: Mike Nawrocki & Kurt Heinecke
© Bob & Larry Publications, 1998.
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*Archibald the Narrarator* And now it's time for Silly Songs with Ascot, the part of the show where Ascot comes out and sings a silly song. It's a beautiful night in Cephiro and Ascot is anxiously awaiting the arrival of Umi with a vase of roses.
*Ascot* KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! Could that be Umi? Could that be her? Could it be the one who brings beauty to a summoner like me, a good summoner like me? Ascot is suprised to be greeted not by Umi, but a short red-head. Who're you!?!
*Hikaru* Although frightened by the intruder in the Spirit of Love, Ascot makes an offering. I don't need hope! I don't need joy, my red-head friend, but I have roses- three pretty roses! And I don't love you... but please take this my red-head friend, smell one of these my red-head friend, they are for Umi... but you may have one! Hikaru is truely touched by Ascot's good will, but Ascot, although momentarily distracted is still excited about seeing Umi.
Oh, Umi! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! Could that be Umi? Could that be her? Could it be the one who brings beauty to a summoner like me, a good summoner like me? Once again, it is not Umi who has come to Ascot's door, but this time a blonde with glasses. Who're you!?!
*Fuu* Although frightened by the intruder in the Spirit of Love, Ascot makes an offering. I don't want my world rocked... don't want it rocked, my glasses friend, but I have roses! Two pretty roses! And I need my heart... but please take this my glasses friend, smell one of these my glasses friend, they are for Umi, but you may have one! Fuu is also touched by Ascot's good will, but Ascot's thoughts are still with Umi.
Oh, Umi! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! Could that be Umi? Could that be her? Could it be the one who brings beauty to a summoner like me, a good summoner like me? Ascot is greeted now by a great illusionist. Who're you!?!
*Caldina* SLAM!!! Oh, Umi! I can't wait for you to come! I just can't wait for you to come- *Beautiful Chimes*
It's finally Umi! It's finally her! At last, the one who brings beauty to a summoner like me... A good summoner like me!
*Umi*
Hey! Wait a minute! Aren't those my boots! And what are you doing with my gloves? *gasps* So, you're the ones!
Wait a minute! I can explain!
We understand now...
Nobody messes with the people who love ME! You know that, don't you! You've been very sneaky and I've got a sword! *draws sword*
Can I have that?
I really love you! |