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"So, what's say we tear that bitch into little bitty pieces after shaving off her hair?!!!"
Heero looked to Duo.
"That is not part of mission parameters."
"For fuck's sake, Yuy! Do you see what she did to my hair?"
Duo shoved the end of his braid into Heero's face so he could get a better look.
Heero looked up at Duo with a blank expression.
"What do you mean you don't see anything?!!! Here, here!!!" Duo pointed out the damage in question. "SPLIT ENDS!!!"
"Baka."
"Are you two through? We are on a mission right now."
"What mission?" Duo inquired.
"We're suppose...."
Trowa was abruptly cut off.
"It's need to know only." Heero answered.
Duo stomped right up to Heero's face, fuming.
"Well, I fucking need to know!"
"Heero, he's right. If he's going to help us, he'll have to know."
"Fine, but first I want to know the answer to one question."
"What's that?" both Duo and Trowa answered.
"Where's the Golden Harp?"
Rage overtook Duo.
"WHERE'S THE GOLDEN HARP?!!!!! I'M THE GOLDEN HARP!!!!!!!"
"As I stated earlier to Trowa that cannot possibly be."
"DO YOU WANT PROOF?!!! I'LL FUCKING SHOW YOU PROOF!!!"
With that Duo began stripping and tossing his clothes at Heero.
"Well, go on and look Mr. Your Not the Golden Harp! Look at it."
Heero reached down and picked up Duo's rubber ducky boxers. He looked back to Duo, clearly confused.
"The tag...*sigh*...read it."
Heero found the care tag and began to read.
Property of the Golden Harp
Heero looked up confused.
"Go ahead check out the shirt... and the pants...."
Heero did. Each backed up Duo's argument that he was indeed the Golden Harp.
"Hn."
He threw the clothes back at Duo.
"You better be fucking sorry."
"Hn."
"No way that won't do. A month. You owe me a month's worth."
"Hn."
Duo fully placated now returned to his happy-go-lucky completely clothed disposition.
"Duo, what is he giving you?"
Duo just smiled while Heero blushed.
"N...never mind."