PEGASUS : Yuuuugiiii Booooyyyy ! Kaaaaiiiibaaaa Booooyyyy !
Both guys looked up.
KAIBA : What do you want now, Pegasus ?
PEGASUS : I was thinking that maybe you would like to attend my slumber party that will be held this evening in the castle at 6:00. I will free the souls of your relatives after the party.
KAIBA : No deal ! You are a liar !
Pegasus started to scream and cry.
Yugi and Kaiba covered their ears.
KAIBA : OK ! OK ! WE' LL ATTEND YOUR STUPID PARTY !
Pegasus ceased screaming and applauded while smiling.
PEGASUS : Wonderful !
He turned to depart.
Kaiba and Yugi sat on the steps until it was 6:00 and entered the castle. They sat in the livingroom and never saw Pegasus until they heard hopping down the steps.
Kaiba and Yugi' s eyes were wide open as well as their mouths.
Pegasus wore a bunny costume complete with ears and feet that resembled bunnies! He also carried a stuffed rabbit resembling the one in his comics and cartoons.
KAIBA : You are starting to terrify me, Pegasus.
YUGI : You look cute, Pegasus.
PEGASUS : Thanks, Yugi Boy !
He sat near Yugi and Kaiba.
KAIBA : How dare you steal my brother' s soul !
His eyes were wide when Pegasus shoved the rabbit into his face.
PEGASUS : Give Funny Bunny a kiss !
KAIBA : NO WAY !
Pegasus looked at the rabbit.
PEGASUS : Kaiba Boy is mean isn't he ?
He had the rabbit nod by moving its head up and down in agreement.
YUGI : I sure am hungry !
One of the servants approached him.
SERVANT : What would you like to eat ?
YUGI : A chocolate cake would be nice.
The servant bowed.
SERVANT : Very well.
He departed and returned with a cake minutes later.
Yugi ate the cake a bit rapidly until he paced himself.
KAIBA : Why do you want my corporation so badly ?
PEGASUS : That is for me to know and for you to find out, Kaiba Boy.
KAIBA : STOP CALLING ME KAIBA BOY !
PEGASUS : OK, Kaiba Boy !
KAIBA : ARRRRRRRRRRRRRG !
Pegasus hit him via a pillow !
PEGASUS : PILLOW FIGHT !
YUGI : Where did you get the pillow from ?
PEGASUS : I had found it on the sofa where I sleep occasionally.
KAIBA : QUIT HITTING ME WITH THAT INFERNAL PILLOW !
Pegasus obeyed until he hopped out of the room and returned with something behind his back.
PEGASUS : Close your eyes, Kaiba Boy.
Kaiba growled as he obeyed. Yugi smiled at him.
Pegasus gave him a mirror. He and Yugi laughed as Kaiba screamed.
KAIBA : YOU PUT LIPSTICK, BLUSH, AND EYE SHADOW ON ME !
YUGI : Where did you get the cosmetics ?
PEGASUS : My old girlfriend.
KAIBA : YOU REMOVE THIS MESS THIS INSTANT, PEGASUS !
Pegasus obeyed.
YUGI : What does everyone want to do now ?
PEGASUS : Watch a Funny Bunny marathon !
He popped a tape into the VCR and sat the stuffed animal on his lap. He and Yugi watched with joy as Kaiba rolled his eyes.
KAIBA : Someone kill me so that I won' t have to watch this garbage !
Pegasus whispered to his stuffed rabbit.
PEGASUS : He didn' t mean what he said.
After the marathon, he and Yugi read comics while Kaiba growled.
KAIBA : You had better release my brother' s soul when this party is over !
PEGASUS : What will you do if I refuse, Kaiba Boy ?
Kaiba growled until he ceased and grinned as he snatched the stuffed rabbit !
KAIBA : Funny Bunny will spend the rest of his life headless !
PEGASUS : Ohhhhhh noooooooo !
He nodded before Funny Bunny was returned.
PEGASUS : Now Funny Bunny will need psychiatric help for the rest of his days !
Kaiba was the only one awake when bedtime came. He thought about his brother sitting alone in the dungeon until he slept.
The next day, Pegasus, Yugi, and Kaiba ate.
KAIBA : How about your promise ?
Pegasus laughed.
PEGASUS : I was never going to release their souls ! I only wanted company !
YUGI + KAIBA : WHAAAAAAAAT ?!
PEGASUS : Bye now !
He shoved them out of the castle !
KAIBA : I knew he couldn' t be trusted !
YUGI : I guess we should duel until we can enter the castle.
Kaiba left him behind.
Yugi looked up and saw Pegasus holding the stuffed rabbit and waving its hand. He smiled for it was the silliest slumber party he had ever attended.
THE END